SPOTTED: Omar Let’s Himself Go

It’s always unfortunate when this type of thing happens.

A centaur gets depressed and tries to eat his way out of his misery. Unfortunately it’s happened to our favourite and perfect centaur, Omar a.k.a. Omtaur.

But we have faith that this is but a minor setback before Omar emerges from his melancholia. The rebound is always a sight to behold. We await patiently.

But for now we will let Omtaur wallow in his self-pity and degradation. Perhaps a leprechaun will pass by and offer him words of wisdom and help.

Stay tuned as we report on breaking news of Omar the perfect centaur.

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