The hunt is on…for the perfect centaur!
As many of you know, the centaur is one of nature’s most majestic yet elusive creatures. But unlike most centaur enthusiasts and watchers out there, we choose not to waste our time on the common centaur and instead will focus our attention, efforts, time, and money on the perfect centaur only.
They call us crazy.
And they’re right.
As we all know the perfect centaur possesses the perfect combination of the 3 centaur elements, or better known as the centaurudiments, plus an additional special and highly exclusive 4th centaur element found only in perfect centaurs.
While these facts are widespread and common knowledge, let me enlighten the feeble-minded and uneducated.
All centaurs possess 3 centaurudiments:
- Lush and amazing hair
- Poise and grace
- Speed and agility
The perfect centaur would contain the perfect amounts of all 3 and the 4th centaurudiment would be virility.
So yes, it is extremely hard to find a perfect centaur. These creatures are already so reclusive and mistrusting of humans.
BUT!
We have spotted a perfect centaur and we intend to capture him for study. Our research has indicated this perfect melange of human and horse goes by the mystifying and marvelous name of Omar.
Here is a picture of him spotted in the wild sunning himself. Perhaps perfecting his already bronzed body. No need, my sweet man-horse. You’re already perfect.
Omar the centaur, magnificently taunting us with his firm haunches and gossamer hair
Unfortunately his expert ears picked up our movement and he took off. But the game’s not over yet. Stay tuned as our hunt progresses.
